Wandall, or Hopefulness
Translated from the Yiddish of Toomuch Drincks, a good man
of a good town, with additions found in the stalls of the Tipple Inn's men's room.
With apologies to Voltaire.
CHAPTER I
How Wandall Came to the Good Town and met the Mayor and went to Church
There came to the town of Dekadent, in the land of Coolyuras, a world weary wandering woman known as Wandall, who had traveled far and wide in search of a good town filled with good people. Wandall, having heard from far away of this good town, arrived believing her search had ended. A town of golden streets, where good people helped their neighbors and all the high school cheerleaders were blond. A good town, with so little crime it needed but one cop, who worked only part-time.
